ham: (hamlet)
✘ Robyn ([personal profile] ham) wrote in [community profile] baconstrip2012-01-27 07:16 pm
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❝ infect me with your love and fill me with your poison ❞

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pimping: (that's how you get ahizzead)

[personal profile] pimping 2013-02-21 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a pity you don't seem to have the claws to keep your prey.

[Little girl, you really should know better.]

Pray tell, how exactly did he get past you? I would have thought you'd won enough sympathy to keep him pinned down.
sexpository: (and the bowery hotels)

[personal profile] sexpository 2013-02-22 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
[It is taking all of her carefulness and control not to resort to immediate hysterics, but she knows even better that such things have no effect here

Instead, she stays flippant, hoping it will hide the nerves.]


I would have thought that as well.
pimping: (see these ice cubes)

[personal profile] pimping 2013-02-22 11:26 am (UTC)(link)
Is this how you thank me then? It's not easy polishing a showgirl into a personal assistant but I can repeat the feat. You could be gone tomorrow.
sexpository: (sorry racket calls for maidenhead)

[personal profile] sexpository 2013-02-22 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Raising her voice a bit.]

It's not as if he slowly strode out the door, announcing "Excuse me, I'm never coming back."
pimping: (i hang out tough)

[personal profile] pimping 2013-02-22 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Didn't you say you could read what was in a man's heart? Their desires? Or is it just what's between their legs that you're able to comprehend?
sexpository: (mend those britches right)

[personal profile] sexpository 2013-02-23 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Perhaps Robb has learned from you, and he's a better liar than you think.
pimping: (i'm a bad boy wit a lotta hoes)

[personal profile] pimping 2013-02-24 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
It's a pity you didn't take the same lessons to heart.
sexpository: (you come from parents wanton)

[personal profile] sexpository 2013-02-24 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not the one that ran, I'm subjected to your inquiry no matter what.
pimping: (i'm a gangsta but y'all knew that)

[personal profile] pimping 2013-02-25 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Knowing how liable you were, I'm surprised you didn't have more instincts for self-preservation.
sexpository: (sorry racket calls for maidenhead)

[personal profile] sexpository 2013-02-27 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
I think you just don't want to admit this was inevitable.
pimping: (see these ice creams)

[personal profile] pimping 2013-02-27 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
If that's the case, the stars definitely didn't align in your favor.
sexpository: (this old light isn't ambling anymore)

[personal profile] sexpository 2013-02-27 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Do what you're going to.

[She's cycled from nerves to fear to resignation, and she knows there's no way out, no point in making up stories with him.]
pimping: (see these ice cubes)

[personal profile] pimping 2013-02-28 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
Now, now, let's not get hasty. You may yet redeem yourself.
sexpository: (you come from parents wanton)

[personal profile] sexpository 2013-03-04 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe so, but it's not as if the hastiness is unwarranted.
masterofbling: (top down AC with the coolin' system)

herp new modern account

[personal profile] masterofbling 2013-03-04 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
True enough. Now, I have two options at the moment. The usual corporal punishment or...something a bit more creative. You're rather fond of cosmetics, aren't you? Last I checked, you were also an aspiring actress.
mishandled: (from every locket behind every curtain)

oh new modern account you say

[personal profile] mishandled 2013-03-05 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
Don't draw it out, just say what you're going to.
masterofbling: (he real)

perfection 8)

[personal profile] masterofbling 2013-03-05 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
As opposed to having you beaten within an inch of your life, I propose we merely perpetuate the ruse once dear Robb returns. It's a lot neater that way, isn't it?
mishandled: (you wanted to make it and now)

[personal profile] mishandled 2013-03-05 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
"Neater."

[A long, long pause.]

I suppose it is.
masterofbling: (when he come up in the club)

[personal profile] masterofbling 2013-03-05 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
Care to demonstrate the performance of your life?
mishandled: (everyone around you wants to look)

[personal profile] mishandled 2013-03-05 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
If you insist.
masterofbling: (with the boomin' system)

[personal profile] masterofbling 2013-03-05 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
Put on a show and convince me you're on the verge of death.
mishandled: (no cry no whimper no sound at all)

[personal profile] mishandled 2013-03-05 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
[She thinks about this a moment, trying so hard not to show worry on her face, and nods before turning away.

When she turns back, her eyes are full of tears and her voice is considerably softened, almost choked-sounding.]


I -- please, I -- [And instead of finishing the sentence, she looks up at him with those teary eyes.]
slotting: (shut up)

[personal profile] slotting 2013-03-05 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
[sigh]

No, no, no. As always, you lack subtlety. Do you have any idea how ridiculous you sound?
mishandled: (what a noble distinguished collection)

[personal profile] mishandled 2013-03-05 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Matching sigh.]

Coach me, then, if I'm so ridiculous.
slotting: (we need a taxi)

[personal profile] slotting 2013-03-05 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
The tears are overdramatic. Sell me a state of shock. Deaden your gaze and let me see the horrors that befell you through the look in your eyes. Struggle to walk but don't speak or whimper. The adrenaline's kicked in to numb the pain. Walk into the room as if you're spirit's been torn from your body.

[Yes, he does know quite a bit about breaking spirits.]

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