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that's ok i am hella slowww

[dressinggown]

What's eating me? What's eating me.

[ arthur scoffs, pacing a little more around the kitchen, jittery. ]

Do you know how long it's been since I've had a good cup of tea? Do you?

[ withdrawal is a harsh mistress. ]

sobs

[astranomy]

Dunno. A pretty long time, I guess? Why don't you buy a Snapple or something?

[dressinggown]

I don't — what? I don't like Snapple. I like... I like tea. And it's been a year since I've had a cup. An actual year! Three hundred and sixty-five days! Not that that has any meaning out here in space.

[astranomy]

Look, you have to make do. Zaphod has a vending machine for Snapple on this clunker of a ship. It's not so bad. Besides, generally speaking, Snapple is a kind of tea. Just warm up a peach one and add cream to it or something. You like peaches and cream, right?

[dressinggown]

I like real peaches and real cream. What I do not like is something professing to be tea but actually being— fruity sugar water!

[ he scoffs hard, crossing his arms. ]

[astranomy]

Picky. You don't get a fun fact off the bottle cap if you go with normal tea. Where's your sense of wonder?