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[pimping]

What do you have to offer?

[sceptique]

As much as any recent arrival.

[Which is to say: none. He blew it on beer.]

[pimping]

Perhaps I can offer you employment.

[Not as a whore though.]

[sceptique]

Oh? [leaning forward.] Do tell me. I'm shaking with anticipation.

[Petyr, you really do not want Grantaire under your employ.]

[pimping]

[he'll find a way to make it work :c]

Recruiting patrons requires a special sort of personage.

[sceptique]

[Good luck with that. Grantaire huffs out a laugh.]

A special sort of personage, you say? Monsieur, I'm afraid I don't quite fit already.

[pimping]

But you'll consider it? If you do, you might have more than a cask of ale at your doorstep.

[sceptique]

Perhaps I might.

[pimping]

Grant me a name and I'll seek you out.

[sceptique]

Grantaire. And to whom do I owe this pleasure?

[pimping]

Lord Petyr Baelish. Or perhaps Littlefinger will be easier for you to remember...

[sceptique]

[He's taking a sip of his drink, and almost chokes.]

Monsieur Littlefinger, hm? Rather unfortunate for you. [He doesn't sound quite so sympathetic. In fact, he's downright amused by that.]

[pimping]

Quite. Shall I be expecting you then?