threeyears: (here's your moment to shine)
James T. Kirk ([personal profile] threeyears) wrote in [community profile] baconstrip 2013-05-27 04:51 am (UTC)

hey cersei heeeeey

[It's been a stressful week for Jim, and seeing as he's the captain of the USS Enterprise (also known, throughout Starfleet, as that ship where all the weirdest shit happens, among other things), that's kind of saying something. First there was the first contact gone awry, then there was the unknown pathogen and everyone going nuts (he's pretty sure he can never get that 21st-century musical out of his head now, damn you Lt. Hannity), then there was the diplomatic incident with the Arvions, then there was the accidental almost-marriage between Chekov and a very old princess, and then there was that guy named Q who tried to screw around with his ship.

So of course he's not going to pass up an opportunity to relax on Risa. Come on, steam pools, good food, hot girls, the chance to forget the week he's had? Hell, no, he's not letting that pass him by.

So, after beaming down and giving the usual "come back safe, don't do anything I wouldn't do" spiel to the crew (not that there's anything he wouldn't do on Risa), the first thing he does is step into one of the planet's many, many bars.

And--oh, hey, there's one very lovely lady at the bar. He slides into a seat near her, wearing his best, most charming smile.]


So, what's a lovely girl like you doing alone at a bar like this?

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